Karl, I found the Klotz Benol 2-stroke
oil on eBay for 11.99 per pint and ordered. I will report back to the readership after I try it. I also ordered some cotton candy and grape fragrance just in case the Klotz doesn't work. I wasn't brave enough to order the marijuana fragrance although it would have made for some interesting conversation.
Message to Tommy: are you sure you don't already know my wife??? Every day brings a new complaint, a new aggravation, a new problem or at least a resurgence of an old complaint. Solution: cheaper to keep her and ignore her. By the way, it ain't my wife that I am doing all this for.
To Rick Parker: My sidepipes also point down at a 45* angle. Not sure about windshield angle, though.
I will report back after I fiddle around with the Klotz Benol and the fragrance.