[4RE KLR]

What, did you say something?

Old is when you can't see to find your blinking glasses, and you can't hear your kids yelling at you to tell you where they are.

Old is when you talk to someone and say "your only ____ years old, heck I can't even remember when I was that age.

Old is if you lived in the "black and white days"

What!, Dammit I can't hear you, Did you say somthing?