Nothing beats opening your garage on a sunny day to do some work, and turning around to find some (other) idiot standing in it .
I have gotten to where I go out and lock my driveway gate before I open the garage if I plan on having it open more than a few minutes. One day I was under the car and heard a noise and when I crawled out there were 5 people walking around the garage looking at the cars. And I have two huge No Trespassing and Keep Out signs on the gate. I now have a big NRA sticker along with them.
Also a few years ago a cop who is a friend of mine wanted to bring some friend of his from out of state out to see my cars. I told him ok and they showed up with two kids a dam dog, and this idiot. First thing he did was walk in the garage and take his fist and hit the side of the car. I kind of got mad and told the cop friend that I was going into the house and when I came back he and that moron had better be gone as I was going after my gun. He knew that I meant it as we used to shoot together on the police range. He also knew that I was really pissed and I told him the next time I saw his car I thought that I was going to return the favor.
Ron
