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4 FUN. Ways to get a Kirkham in my garage.
Ok guys, just for fun and anything goes. Give me some creative ways of getting the best Cobra manufactured today,.... the Kirkham, in my garage.
I'll never give up the dream. ;) __________________ Thanks, Kevin |
Here are a few thoughts:
- Sell a kidney - Lots and lots of blood donations - Sell your Cobra, take the cash to Vegas and bet it all on red in roulette or one hand of blackjack - Rob a bank - Start a vintage hot rod shop doing Mustang resto mods, take tons of deposits from people, and then declare bankruptcy (oh wait, that has been done before many times) - Sell Amway, Avon, Creative Memories, or one of the many other products where you need to destroy friendships to make sales - Cash in the 401K.........who needs a retirement anyways!!!! |
Become a male prostitute.
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Hit the LOTTERY, since it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY to do.......LOL
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Marry one of the Kirkham's daughters !!!
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Give Kirkham some free advertising!
opps, you are already doing that.. :D E |
Offer to design a billet aluminum Cobra for them.
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I will do any advertising for kirkham !!! :3dsmile:
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Ask your wife for one for Christmas. Worked for me.
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Sell your wife's jewelry, her grandmothers silver place settings and raid the kids college savings.
If you do this don't forget about the part where you will have to find a new garage to park it in.:3DSMILE: |
Kill Osama Bin Laden and collect the reward.
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Just write a check for it...I mean, as long as you have checks you still have money...right?!? :p
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Join a Tea Party and refuse to pay your taxes.
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Adoption.....by the Kirkhams.........
sell your Sprint car.......... skee mask and a pistol........ |
Promise David Kirkham you'll reunite him with Turk.
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Kevin, forget the Kirkham... that dream turns out like your current one. It's never enough. It'd be better to invest the money in therapy.
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Let's see............ I just worked a ton of OT for 1.5 years. I now have 592
chris |
Do it like I did, If your wife tells you "you better not get one", you will have it in a month...lololol
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Learn Polish.
Go to factory. Explain you are the new quality consultant sent by Kirkhams. Request samples of each part to be sent to your "lab" for testing. Once the last piece is shipped home, declare the project a success, and ask for a check for 25 Grand (This is what will make them think your really are a consultant). Voila Kurt |
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lol,........ that's great. :LOL: |
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