A letter home
 

Dear Dad,

A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A French army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war in Iraq. He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn't be able to count on the support of France.

I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's rescue in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was due to surface, again, at some point in the near future anyway.

I also told him that is why France is a third-rate military power with a socialist economy and a bunch of girly men for soldiers. I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do whatever it had to do, and France's support, if it ever came, was only for show anyway.

Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, and provide 85% of the support, as evidenced by the fact that this French officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way around. He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like to, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and whip his tail in front of the entire Multi-National Brigade East, thus demonstrating that even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average Frenchman. He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Dad, tell mom I love her,

Your loving daughter

Mary Beth Johnson,
LtCol, USMC

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Great Song
 

Hey Gordon

Great song!!

Dave #88

I don't think we did much to help the French in Viet Nam. I believe they were long gone before we even knew the country existed. Just a historical point!

Actually, we helped the French in Vietnam immeasurably. We didn't continue our support of Ho Chi Minh after the fall of Japan at the end of WW2. France had been our "ally" so we turned a deaf ear to the pleas of the Vietnamese who saw a chance of self determination when the Japanese were beaten. We would revist this problem again some 15 years later.