English?

[Joe@KMS]

I was surfing the net looking for diff covers and came across this site. I love the translation on the descriptions:

http://inpcars.com/differential-covers1/3.html

Two of my favorite lines...

Are you tired of altogether the disco music diff protections offered come out in that respect?

It replaces womanish manufacturing plant stamped nerve covers and adds rigidness to delicate manufactory housings.

[HI Cobra]

Were those translated in China or where? Hilarious!

[Joe Wicked]

Using a standard translation engine. I get crap like that all the time at work and the bad part is it actually makes sense to me now.

Edit: We actually got some work instructions that were supposed to show you how to disassemble one of the phones properly but it sounded more like serial killer instructions.

It disjoints the hooker here using the decomposition tool stealthily

[WarrenG]

A local radio station in CA used one of the new "new readers" in an experiment a couple of years ago. The machine broadcast had to be time delayed and censored because of the way it "translated" the names of several foreign officials and leaders. It was eventually eliminated all together. The first few translations which were not time delayed were pretty hilarious!

[wtm442]

I liked the line .....

Higher take secure locating as antidote to increased runny content

I worked in a marketing department for 25 years and some of the translations are absolutely hilarious.