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Who's A Comin' to VIR and when????
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Is I readin' this here raht????? Club Cranky is gonna be crossing the Mason Dixon line in less than a month?????? I shore hope dem Rebels from Club Clampett knows dat dey izza comin!!!!! I bess goes shine up old Bessie the peeg, I heards about this hea Yankee by the name of McFez who is right sweet on farm animules. I bess go tell mah sister, Licoretia, to stay inside too! Don't be needin' no Carpet Baggers down here running on our race tracks, drinkin' out whiskey and steelin out wimmeses!!!!!!! |
Whooo Hooo...time fer a bath!!!!
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.....Now Jim Bob A Lula, dontcha worry about yer beeg sister, she can take care of herseff when de menses come on down. Ah can't wait to meet me a nice Yankee, like Terry Cheney, I heard he is all that with the laydays!!!! Fire up the still, I'm snaring me one!!!!!! No offense was intended to out Southern brethren, we are jusy giddy that our first event of the season is with the Sperformance boys of Second Strike. We truly love you guys...you are FIRST CLASS!!!!!!!!! |
My dear Mr. McMahon,
I would like to cordially extend a warm welcome to you and your fellow automotive enthusists to our region. I trust that you'll discover that our gentility is only surpassed by our mellifluousness taste for the, how should I say, finer things in life. Of course, while you are a visitant here, I would expect that there would be no impecuniosity on your part. After all, a patrician such as yourself is expected to conduct his affairs with a certain aplomb. If, however, you find that some, shall we say indiscretion, on your part does occur, I would expect that a genteel personage such as yourself would naturally "do the right thing" as some of our less educated brethen would say, and marry the b***h. Yes, well... uh having said that, I'm sure that your stay with us will be quite fruitful and that your party will enjoy all that our province has to offer. Cheers Jim |
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Ummmm..... Impecun... Impe..... Incongru.... Wha?????????? Der herrhrrrherrr! **) I woulda responded sooner, but I'se been stuck trying to go OUT the IN door at the Supermarket. Then I got bored in the parking lot...so I was spitting in the air and catching it in my mouth. Huh-uh-huh.... |
WOW!!!
GEEEEZZZ!!!
ARE ALL OF YOU GUYS FROM ANOTHER PLANET - - - OR FROM WEST VIRGINIA??? Y'ALL - AND YOUSE, TOO, HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY, BLACKJACK JOHN, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET TO VIR BUT I HOPE TO CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS AT SUMMIT POINT. I'LL BRING THE RAKI. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS "MANLY MEN" THING. JACK |
I wonder if Thucydides ever drove a big block!!
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John,
I'd put some extra roll bar padding on your rear bumper.... 'cause I'm now coming to VIR in May!!! The long winter in Maine has made my car feel VERY hungry!!! I WILL be right on your butt the entire run!! |
Ralph,
Don't tell everyone!!!!!! That sounds like sex talk for after the BBQ on Saturday!!!!! I am planning on hiring Jim Colman as an independent photog to get a REAL pic of what will actually occur on track and not one of these 'modified' Ralph Button pics. Hope to see you there!!!!! (in my mirrors):eek: **) :LOL: |
What a Man!!!!!!
I cain'ts wait!!!! Now that I know mah Lover boy Ralphie izza comin, I'se SO HAPPY!!!!!!
As soon as he gits ta Casa Cranky, he is gittin a private lap dance from me. Mmmmmmm........mmmmmmm http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...anny-thumb.jpg |
Geezz's Johnie... at least this time would you PLEASE shave your legs!!! BEFORE the lap dance!!!:LOL:
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what you can expect at vir
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For those that need information on the event and driving directions:
May 18 & 19: Virginia International Raceway with Second Strike: track/event info: http://www.secondstrike.com/Events/VirSpring2002.htm directions (look at menu bar on left of web page for directions): http://www.secondstrike.com/Events/VirSpring2002.htm |
gotta get the family gone by sunday.
gotta get the family gone by sunday.. gotta get the family gone by sunday... gotta get the family gone by sunday.... gotta get the family gone by sunday..... gotta get the family gone by sunday...... |
Al......
Its real easy to just .....'disappear' from da house. If you've done yer duty fer the Weddin' on Saturday, Sunday should be yer play day! |
its my ma and pa's 50th.. and ma kin live all over the ****ry... from northen virginie.. to suthern virginie.. some even way down in nof carelina.....and 3 or fo in jawja....one them sombithces lives in flawda....bast erds.. might even want to stay at my farm..some*****es:CRY: :CRY:
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