Happy Birthday Tin Man
 

Happy Birthday John! Did they keep records back then?
So, another year? Boy, how many can one man have? Are you trying to set a record? Time to retire and join the decrepit old folks like Karl.

AZ Bob

Happy birthday John. One of these days you'll hand to show me your birth certificate. I've never seen one of the clay tablet kind!

Did they even had clay back then? I thought maybe it would be on a sea scroll!

What they all said!

Yuall need to go back to English class. Happy Birthday Tinny !!

Thanks to everyone who remembered, however be advised, contrary to popular opinion and all kidin' aside when I was born during the reign of Amenhotep I being the second Pharaoh of the 18th dynasty of Egypt, 1526 to 1506 BC. it was widely an profoundly proclaimed "as it is written, so it shall be" and so the actual birth, being witnesses by several hundred of the court of Amenhotep 1 was recorded on a clay tablet and the multitudes of Egypt rejoiced being there had been born a great builder of Pyramids. Building Pyramids eventually became passé so I hitched a ride to current times on the Pheronoscopic aclimator and arrived in present times to build factories in China and throughout of Asia, during which times when I was exploring the temples of Xian, I succeeded in discovering the portal that provided passage into the six millennium that was the harbinger of the Dronix Wars that created the bunderflux paradigm, that sent me back to the present to receive my magnificent Cobra an so I rejoice. While the magnificent machine knows as the Cobra does not have the abilities for interplanetary time travel it provides a very profound and explicitly similar type of resonance that causes solid objects to vibrate and move. What is missing however is the link between what is audible, tenable and visual to that which causes the craft to evolve into a state of equilibrium quanterflux that creates the space and time travel phenomenon?

Hope you understand this as much as I do since it is derivative of and was created by a heightened degree of visual and auditory reaction caused by the consumption of a rare bottle of 1985 Dom Perignon Rose that I had been saving for my birthday and it has bestowed upon me an ability to become extremely lucid and all knowing.

When you get a chance watch the preview to the movie John Carter AKA John Carter of Mars and you will understand how such out of body interplanetary "transitioning" is possible.

In a word, its #%$#&&*&^, sorry, awesome.

tin-man AKA, John, now I dare ya to ask my last name.

Whew, imagine how much the amazing Amenhotep will know on New Years Eve!

Uh, John, I know your last name. Me thinks you need a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.
And, here is the John Carter Trailer: Trailer Premiere - Video -IGN
Merry Christmas
AZ Bob

Yeah, I'm guessing I may just pay a visit to see what changes there have been made since I left.

Happiness always guys.

John, AKA, tin-man

Happy Birthday,John from Don & Diana and hope you and yours have a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New year.

Tinner, glad you 'xplained the instigator of your last rant. I couldn't tell if it was herbal, chemical, medicinal, Scottish, or a combination. Now for me, in my advanced years, stick to some great Protestant Irish Old Bushmills, when I'm so inclined...mostly.

Hey Tinner happy B-day.
I don't know how that last buzz was induced but RFO !!!
I wish you many more.

John,

I hope you put some miles on the car for your b-day

Mike

waaaaaaait a minute, what's all this talk about advanced years I got your birth date nailed and then some, and I am virtually only in my late 50's, yep, virtually, physically, intellectually, genetically and a whole lot of other stuff that's associated with obscene high levels of testosterone, stamina and stayin’ power, yeah, that’s it testosterone, stamina and stayin’ power. What helps is if you walk with a swagger, have an attitude as big as a bus, like yer wimmin hot, carry a big stick, have large brass ballz, do shots and don't take chit from anyone, any where, at any time. It also helps if y’all have a tee shirt that proclaims you “Cobra Owner DFWM” oh and yes, not to put a fine point on this: a Cobra that runs. I can now say that:3DSMILE::3DSMILE::3DSMILE:

Got it tiger?

Cheers, John, AKA, tin-man

AHHH. Music to our ears. Congrats.