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Italian's boy confession

Little Johnny goes to confession,

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

"Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and

I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads. C’mon lets go! "

:D :3DSMILE: :D

gday pete,if johnny lives close by tell him i,ll go for a look too,,

hows things,im still looking for an engine ,heaps of 260 about but 290 like hens teeth,although ford have released the 320kw ,i wonder how long before someone rides one off,hopefully with motor intact,,
darrell

Things are good mate, just got the car going on the weekend sounds good,going to try it out on the 24th at wakefeild ,
mucked around for a while with a trailer that I bought for the car, practically rebuilt it added stuff on to it etc ,
been busy geting it all ready.
How far have you come with your one, sounds like your gonna have fun on the engine side of it, just don't give up, and go to the low budget one and spoil things ok.

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6...mallxl2.th.jpg

no giving up here pete,just might have to settle for 260 instead but she,ll still rumble,im toying with the idea of a trailer at the moment using using irs axles which eliminates the use of leaf springs,instead using an inner and outer axle with solid rubber between,giving a maximum travel distance of approx 140mm thus lowering the trailer bed by up to 250mm therefore making the bed tiltable will eliminate the use of ramps,drive on ,drive off....in comparison tandem axle assy with elec brakes approx $1800 ..... irs with brakes approx $1400,,i will need to start building soon so to get the car to different locations for work to be done that is outside my ability:CRY: ,i have completed brakes assy,steering assy and fitted lights,f&r bumper and overriders,boot and bonnet locks and stays ,rollbars ,wiring harness,body prep to 80%,engine bay almost completed for spray job,windscreen should be here next week sometime then its crunch time 290 or 260 :rolleyes: HMMMMM but definetly 6 speed manual**) ,,anyway your trailer looks good are you thinking about a canvas cover for wet weather,or just praying.

darrell

There's a cover that attaches to the front section and goes over to the back of the car, it's removable I'll only use it if its rainning.

FTG Autosalvage have at least two on their website at the moment for wrecking, if you haven't already tried there.

When I was looking for my engine, they always seemed to have plenty of FPV models going through.

Hogster