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acecob 09-25-2008 01:41 AM

Timbuktu
 
I Just couldn,t resist :LOL:

Poetry competition


The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped up to the microphone and said:


Slowly across the desert sand

Trekked a lonely caravan

Men on camels two by two

Destination - Timbuktu .


The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and

recited:



Me and Tim a huntin' went

Met three whores in a pop up tent

They were three, and we was two

So I bucked one, and Timbuktu .



The aboriginal won.

BMK 09-25-2008 01:46 AM

:LOL:

I can see the bone being pointed at you..%/

richardferguson 09-25-2008 03:58 AM

Nice post Pete.
Put it in the Pool Room!
R.


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