Club Cobra - Something about Miriam

Well thought I would come over here to the English site and do a little stirring.

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Well you guys over there in England, have just had a television show called "Something about Miriam".

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Well they decided to send it across the water to us to watch in Australia. Hell we get all of your good programming and we send you our best local television show "NEIGHBOURS"!!! :eek:

Thanks guys. :LOL:

This is how "Something about Miriam" goes;

Miriam is a boy turned girl. Hell she's not to bad on the eye.

Now there are these dozen or so young English guys all trying to win her hand. One by one they are thrown of the show by Miriam.
Who will she/he select as her/his life long love and partner?

The American show "Bachelor"in England.

And this week in Australia we see who is going to win her/his hand on "Something about Miriam"

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Know the show??

Well now, we hear over here in Australia, that a certain group of young Enlishmen are sueing the television and production company for deceiving them.

"We thought we were dating a girl. We have been deceived"

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How smart??

Well here's the story to date.

Miriam arrived in Australia last week and appeared as a special guest on our current "BIG BROTHER". You know the house were they are locked in and and we all spy on them with 75 cameras etc. etc. They get thrown out, voted out one per week.

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See www.bigbrother.com.au

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In this current BIG BROTHER house we have an Australian Footballer who took exactly 24 minutes (after Miriam arrived in the house) to ask..

"Is this girl for real or is she a He?".

Within 10 hours Peter another house occupant came straight out and asked the question of Miriam..

"Were you born a girl or a boy?"

Hell what can I say? How smart are these Aussies?

:confused:

Are the dozen or so young Englishmen including the ones who are sueing dumb or what??

Hell I'm ducking for cover here.

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Perhaps you can put them on a boat and send them (transport them ) to Australia.

:LOL:

Only joking guys. Gee our Aussie footballers are smart guys.

:CRY:

Lucky that dozen or so you have there, are not part of your cricket team. Now the cricket 'Ashes' - that's another story.

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Cheers

Bernie