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Why driving a Cobra is better than sex
As a recent first time owner of a Cobra, I thought I would share my observations.
1) Of the five days this week I took a ride, two of them were my wife’s idea. 2) My wife suggested I take her sister for a ride. 3) My friends ask me to take their wife for a ride. 4) After taking a woman for a ride, the two of you can talk about it in front of her husband. 5) You can take your best friend for a ride and not want to barf at the thought. 6) I can ask my wife to take a ride, without fear of rejection. 7) I can take the wife for a ride in broad day light. 8) The wife doesn't get jealous if you take a ride by yourself. 9) I can ride for hours at a time. 10) I can take as many rides in a day as I like. My personal best is five. |
My wife doesn't have a sister... ;) :LOL:
Lowell |
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And...No damn pillow talk or cuddle time.
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You don't have to get one of those pesky hard on's to drive your Cobra?
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Pat,
Just driving the cobra takes care of that for a lot of people **) |
No need for a prescription.
Scott S |
A new color choice! Viagra Blue! :LOL:
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I suppose...if you scaled it right...you could ride all day.
Hmmm...... |
Olddog, ever drive a Cobra around a college campus?
It is well worth it to me to fight 35 miles of the roughest US highway in the US... To get flashed. Repeatedly. Life is sweet in the driver's seat. With a right seat that... doesn't stay vacant for very long. I have some money, Viagra, and a Cobra, God has been more than good to me. UT |
UT
It might be OK to get flashed as long as it isn't from guys:D :D |
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"I suppose...if you scaled it right...you could ride all day.
Hmmm......" If more than 4 hours, call your doctor immediately! :D :LOL: :D |
Congrats, Old Dog. I havent heard anything from ya since Quaker Steak and Lube- when you said you were looking at one. Looks nice too! I should get to drive mine in uh, about 5 years. LOL If your ever out this way, stop by so I can see it! Congrats again, and enjoy!
Greg |
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If you are a contributing member you can delete a post.;) http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly...%20breasts.jpg Cheers, Bryan |
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Bryan, Please tell me that isn't one of your many girl friends that you keep hidden from your wife. :LOL: Ron :3DSMILE: |
Lord have mercy.
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