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Jay Little 11-30-2007 11:01 AM

Gun Guys! If you need a good laugh today!
 
It's a long read, but highly entertaining. :3DSMILE:

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Ron61 11-30-2007 11:40 AM

:LOL:

Jay,

That is well worth the time to read it. I also noticed that he promoted himself from Sargent to Lieutenant along the way. I was laughing so hard I had trouble reading the last parts. Why waste our military in Iraq, just send him over there to straighten things out. :LOL:

Ron :LOL:

Jay Little 11-30-2007 01:03 PM

Now if I could just get ahold of one of those golf carts!;) :rolleyes:

Ron61 11-30-2007 01:16 PM

:LOL:

Get two and you could use larger missiles. Heck, go all the way and get a couple of Nukes. After all, malls are critical to our survival. I will give him credit for a wild imagination.

Ron :LOL:

392cobra 11-30-2007 01:57 PM

You guys go ahead an laugh,I'm..err.. he is doing a thankless job for y'all.

427sharpe 11-30-2007 10:47 PM

The last post via 'SpecOps' has to be one of the best online fictions I have ever read! The whole line was fantastic, and I still laugh thinking about it. I'll never see a mall the same way again! :LOL:

HI Cobra 12-01-2007 01:56 AM

Next time I'm in a mall I'll have to keep a look out for these guys.
Why that's a form of security I never knew existed - no wonder the malls
are so safe. If it wasn't for them...
Glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this - entertainment factor:
priceless!

bomelia 12-06-2007 07:55 AM

Was kind of wondering where these guys were when the crisis in Omaha erupted?

Mike

Jay Little 12-06-2007 09:35 AM

When news first broke about this, I thought how ironic (I think thats the work I'm looking for) my post was.

HI Cobra 12-06-2007 09:58 AM

Maybe they were them trying to prove their point!
This timely after that little saga. Who would have thunk?

Ron61 12-06-2007 10:40 AM

Wonder where Superman was while all this was going on. :(

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071206/.../mall_shooting

Ron :(

Joe Wicked 12-06-2007 11:11 AM

LMGDAO. How did I miss this before. I am damn near in tears here.

Ron61 12-06-2007 11:21 AM

:)

The last post via 'SpecOps' has to be one of the best online fictions I have ever read! ( From 427Sharpe )

Well so much for their protecting all us Civies from all the unknown threats in the malls. I really liked the part about him needing back armor to protect his heart and other vital organs. :rolleyes:

Ron :LOL:

bomelia 12-06-2007 11:48 AM

I know a guy like this...kept reminding me the whole time. Its a "gaurd" that works the front door... I am on a military base.

Anyways, this guy prolly made it to E6, became unpromotable (prolly born that way) and got out. Became a security gaurd (no visible weaponry). But, if bad weather approaches, he comes in decked like a spec ops guy, fatigues, high leather boots, and all the rest of it. One day I brought a stick bug in and set it on the desk to show him and the other guards. Holy crap! You'd a thunk I brought a grenade in there with the pin pulled! I swear to you... had he had a gun, he would have used it... on me AND the stick bug.:LOL:

If it were revealed that he and gecko were one in the same, I would NOT bat an eye.

Mike

bomelia 12-06-2007 01:07 PM

One more very odd fact (regarding yesterday).

Yesterday, Dec 5 was National Ninja Day! Seriously.

Mike


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