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New QB for the Packers
New QB for the Packers
In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers next season. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers.* During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense.* A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move. Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? * Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed.* She has never run a city, county, or state. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef." |
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Well, she might be better than this guy: :LOL: He signed a bill providing for federal funds to be distributed to "faith-based" organizations. He has expanded the number of federal crimes for which the death penatlty can be given to a total of sixty. He has signed a bill outlawing gay marriages and has taken out ads on Christian radio stations spouting his oppositon to any form of legal same-sex couplings. In a short span of time, has been able to kick ten million people off welfare--that's ten million out of fourteen million recipients. He has promised states "bonus funds" if they can reduce their welfare numbers further, and made it easier to get these funds by not requiring the states to help the ex-welfare numbers find jobs. He has introduced a plan that would bar any assistance to teen-age parents if they drop out of school or leave their parents' home. Though he is careful not to draw attention to it, he supports Newt Gingrich's "Contract With America," including dropping the capital gains tax. In spite of calls from Republican governors like George Ryan of Illinois to support a moritorium on capital punishment, he rejected all efforts to slow down the number of executions even after it was revealed that there are dozens of people on death row who are innocent. He has released funds for local communities to hire over a hundred thousand new police officers and supports laws that put people behind bars for life after committing three crimes--even if those crimes are shop-lifting or not paying for a pizza. There are now more people without health insurance in America than when he took office. He has signed orders prohibiting any form of health care for to poor people who are in the the United States illegally. He supports a ban on late-term abortions and promised to sign the first bill to cross his desk that includes an exemption only if the life of the mother is in jeopardy. He has signed an order prohibiting any U.S. funds going to any country to be used in helping women secure an abortion. He signed a one-year gag order prohibiting using any federal funds in foreign countries where birth control agencies mention abortion as an option to pregnant women. He has refused to sign the international Land Mine Ban Treaty already signed by 137 nations--but not by Iraq, Libya, North Korea or the United States. He has scuttled the Kyoto Protocol by insisting that "sinks" (e.g.,farmland and forests) be counted toward toward the U.S. percentage of emmissions reductions, thus making a mockery of the whole treaty (which was written primarily to reduce the carbon dioxide pollution from cars and factories). He has accelerated drilling for gas and oil on federal lands at a pace that matches, and in some areas, exceeds, the production level during the Reagan administration. He has approved the sale of one California oilfield in the largest privatization deal in American history, and he opened the National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska (something not even Reagan was able to do). And he became the first President since Richard Nixon not to force the auto manufacturers to to improve their miles per gallon--which would have saved millions of barrels of oil each day. Yes, you'd have to agree, considering all his above accomplishments, that bill clinton was one of the best ... Taken from chapter 10, Democrats, DOA, Stupid White Men by Roger Moore. ;) Let me add... ...he also signed NAFTA and sleeps with large overly-dominent, over-seas minded, corporations. ... |
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And I was hoping that I would be able to pronounce the last name of the new QB without feeling like I am supposed to add 'ruh' to the end of 'Farv'. Steve |
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