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Maybe this is why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests...
- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony. - All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know ex- actly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants. - Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue. - Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco. - A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals. - Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing. - Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys. - I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say. - Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical com- positions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. - Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti. |
um wow, just wow
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There are various aspects of music...other than memorizing who did what.
A child may be taught to play an instrument without knowing the monks chant. Although, these were entertaining. :D :D :D |
Tru, lighten up man, it was a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL**)**)**)**)**)**)**)* *)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)**)
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