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Mood Rings......
An oldie, but a goodie…
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it Turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a Big frickin red mark on his forehead.. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.. Dumb ass. |
I'm still LOL......
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Another great post Roscoe.
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That is the best one I have heard in a long time. |
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Roscoe, Very good and it can't even stir up any controversy. We need more humor in this day and age. Ron :LOL: |
A fella goes to work at an insane asylums teaching patients to sing, having a hard time getting them to join in he started bribing them with tab (drink) and apples. It worked well and after hearing them sing, the administrator said, why don't you take them on tour?, the guy says, I might just do that!. The administrator says, have you thought of a name for the singing group?, the guy says, how about, the moron tab and apple choir?.
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