Why hold an election?
 

I just received this email message from a friend. I admire simple logic so I thought that I would copy and paste it here.

Wayne


"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and
a lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with
big boobs who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

:LOL:

Wayne,

That is good. By the time the election gets here I wonder if any of them will still be around.

Ron :p

Who is the war hero?

I don't follow this close enough for me to know.

:D :D

TRU,

I think the beer owner with the big boobs!

:confused:

When did Hillery buy a beer company and get big boobs? :eek:

Ron :JEKYLHYDE

April 23, 2008
McCain Celebrates Huge Pennsylvania Win

‘Happiest Night of My Life,’ Says Mac

Presumptive G.O.P. nominee John McCain appeared at a mammoth rally in Philadelphia last night to celebrate the results of the Pennsylvania primary, calling the contest “a huge victory for me and my campaign.”

A jubilant Sen. McCain said that as the results poured in, “It became abundantly clear that the people of Pennsylvania want to send the Republicans back to the White House for another four years.”

Overjoyed McCain supporters packed the ballroom at the Philadelphia Hyatt to help their candidate celebrate what he called “the happiest night of my life.”

“My friends, tonight the people of Pennsylvania have delivered the White House to me on a silver platter,” he said, his eyes glistening. “This is the best thing to happen to me since I married a beer heiress.”

At a campaign rally of her own, Sen. Hillary Clinton also savored the results of the primary, declaring that she was “one step closer to getting my hands on a nuclear bomb.”

Turning towards her husband, former President Bill Clinton, she said, “I hope that my having a nuclear arsenal at my command will make you think twice before you do anything foolish this time.”

Blood visibly draining from the former president’s face, Sen. Clinton glared at him sternly, adding, “I’m not kidding.”

In an effort to clarify Sen. Clinton’s remarks, aides later denied that she had threatened her husband with obliteration.

Elsewhere, Sen. Barack Obama agreed to a televised debate on CBS moderated by Katie Couric, saying, “If I make a gaffe, at least no one will be watching.”


www.borowitzreport.com

It's Boobs and Beer for me.

I will not vote Republican this go round! I have seen enough.