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Union Rules & Hookers
Union Rules & Hookers
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?' 'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.' The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/Blonde.JPG 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.' http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/Ethel.JPG Ron :3DSMILE: |
Hello!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
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If you have sex with a hooker when she doesn't want you to is it rape or shoplifting????
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I always hated those seniority rules. :rolleyes::(:eek:
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Jay Little
Registered User Hello!! __________________ "Pulling up in a Cobra Replica is like landing an F4U at an ultralite convention. " Ron thinks an "ultralite" is a beer for sissy pilots.:rolleyes:;) |
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Bill, Ron thinks an "ultralite" is a beer for sissy pilots. !!!! I got lost somewhere in this thread. Guess I had better stay away from that particular place for awhile. Ron :LOL: |
Nancy Drew Brew >?
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