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bomelia 07-25-2008 10:57 AM

The Book of Obama
 
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

More....

FWB 07-25-2008 12:36 PM

i taste a little vomit in my throat.......


good one though.......

wtm442 07-25-2008 01:24 PM

And suddenly the archangel appeared and the whole host of the heavenly choir was praising Obama and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

Praise the Lord. Our Savior has come to us.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ns/StObama.jpg

And then thru an open window did appear an apparition. Was it three wise men from afar?

No. It was only ONE wise man. The next Ruler of this glorious land ....

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...emccainjy4.gif

392cobra 07-25-2008 04:25 PM

I'm glad y'all are startingg to understand that he is our HOPE of a lifetime.
Not Ron's lifetime though,that's just way too long.%/

FWB 07-25-2008 06:05 PM

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um, hope?

i hope for.........it.s probably a felony...;)

392cobra 07-25-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWB (Post 864405)
um, hope?

i hope for............;)

Hope ??

That is another good thing about The Big O....he doesn't restricted Hope by defining what to Hope for.
Big O allows everyone to develop their own Hope.... and being The Big O he will know what your Hope is and will fulfill your Hope.

Hope to you. :)

392cobra 07-26-2008 02:48 PM

After The Big O fulfills all our Hopes here in America,do you think he will branch out and uplift the lives of the rest of the world ?

wtm442 07-26-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 392cobra (Post 864563)
After The Big O fulfills all our Hopes here in America,do you think he will branch out and uplift the lives of the rest of the world ?

Only after he is selected as the next Pope.

392cobra 07-26-2008 03:02 PM

Has anyone become a Saint while still living ?

392cobra 07-26-2008 08:07 PM

If The Big O pulls it off,I bet he can,he will be the....

First Black President
First Muslim Pope
and First Living Saint.

The big question is.. can he do it all at the same time ?

Joe Wicked 07-27-2008 09:06 AM

You know it has gotten bad when even CNN is starting to call out other news organizations for their biased reporting. This morning while I was in the hotel lounge eating breakfast, CNN was doing a story of how the NYT printed a story from Obama telling his thoughts on Iraq and his solutions, but refused to print the same from McCain because it did not include a timeline among other things. So obviously biased that even CNN recognized it.

wtm442 07-27-2008 04:23 PM

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...Republican.jpg

bomelia 07-27-2008 10:49 PM

Obama, he feels your O.

Mike

95CobraR 07-28-2008 06:42 AM

Isn't this him?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...raR/idiots.jpg

trularin 07-28-2008 08:48 AM

Yup, just as I was reading the posts I felt the urge to get a bag of popcorn and sit back to see what is posted next.

:D :D :D

4RE KLR 07-28-2008 08:59 AM

:LOL:

They don't call him B-O for nothing... He stinks!


It seems the American Presidential campaign is a contest to see who can tell the best lies over a given period of time.

We as Americans need to overthrow the Government and get take our country back!


Popcorn Please!


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