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Obama The Wimp
DNC Deal: Hillary Gets Roll Call, Obama May Speak
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace (2008-08-16) — Sen. Hillary Clinton has reportedly granted Sen. Barack Obama’s request for a speaking role at the Democrat National Convention in Denver this month, after Sen. Obama supported her demand for a roll-call vote on her own nomination. “We are very grateful to Hillary for this opportunity to address the convention,” said Sen. Obama. “Let’s be honest: We all know who wears the pants in this party, and the pant suits. She didn’t have to do this for me, but her willingness to grant me a significant role in Denver shows how committed she is to unifying the party behind a single leader.” Supporters of Sen. Obama said his handling of this intra-party crisis demonstrates his strengths as commander in chief, noting that his secret to quickly resolving conflicts is to simply give the other party what they want. “When a world power, Russia or Iran for example, causes trouble and makes unreasonable demands, President Obama will launch boldly into dialog and make sure the enemy gets what’s coming to them,” said one unnamed Obama aide. “In Obama’s America, we will lay down our weapons and take up the torch of conciliatory diplomacy. In addition to smoother international relations, we’ll also save a ton of money, because compared with weapons, talk is cheap.” |
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The Great Deceiver
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It looks as if the O man knows where his "nads" are.
Hillary has them.... Scott S |
If you watched the no-debate forum last night, it's a no brainer!. McCain's the clear choice.
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SIGNS SOMEONE IS AN OBAMA SUPPORTER
* Blank stare. * Unable to communicate complex thoughts. * Fits of excitement followed by bouts of depression with no noticeable causes. * Easily distracted by anything that is shiny or new. * Defines political beliefs with vague, trite phrases. * Irrational risk taking with finances. * Submissive urination. * Stupidity. * Hates crackers. If you realize someone is an Obama supporter, make sure to give him or her a new, shiny red ball to play with on election day. The person may be so distracted by the ball, he'll forget to vote, or become so enamored with the ball that'll he'll vote for the ball instead as a write-in. |
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