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Don 09-22-2008 08:14 AM

Bill Cosby: Write In Candidate
 
Forwarded to me mentioning Bill Cosby as the source


I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire onSOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immedia tely return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!


Please Forward This to Everyone you know no matter which side of the fence they're on.

imagine2frolic 09-22-2008 08:49 AM

I am dumping Mac for Bill

wtm442 09-22-2008 09:04 AM

Sorry, but that is not Bill Cosby's words. I got the same e-mail a month ago and it was attributed to Chuck Norris.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

But I may just vote for Chuck Norris! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

trularin 09-22-2008 01:05 PM

I can vote for Uncle Chuck.

"Chuck Norris does not sleep with a night light, darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris."

:D :D

Ronbo 09-22-2008 05:46 PM

Well I can guess which two people it didn't come from...

Unfortunatly, one of them will be the next president.

Ron61 09-23-2008 06:19 AM

:)

Ronbo,

That is about the truest statement that I have read on any of the political threads.

Ron :o

imagine2frolic 09-23-2008 02:17 PM

OKAY.....I am voting for Chuck then!!!!!

trularin 09-23-2008 03:35 PM

Let's here it for Chuck!

:D


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