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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, 'Let's go over to that bar for a drink.'

The lady with the Chihuahua said, 'We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us.'

The one with the Doberman said, 'Just watch, and do as I do.'

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, 'Sorry, lady, no pets allowed'

The woman with the Doberman said, 'You don't understand. This is my guide dog.'

The bouncer said, 'A Doberman?'

The woman said, 'Yes, they're using them now. They're very good.'

The bouncer said, 'OK, come on in.'

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, 'What the heck,' so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, 'Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.'

The woman said, 'You don't understand. This is my guide dog'

The bouncer said, 'A Chihuahua?'

The woman with the Chihuahua said, 'A Chihuahua! They gave me a phucking Chihuahua??

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at
the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he
would now need to enter a password. Something he could
remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he
would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
that he was keying in....

P...
E...
N...
I...
S....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Coonass Engineering

Okay; everyone is always telling Beaudreax and Thibodeaux jokes implying that coonasses aren't the smartest folks around. But anybody who would build a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats.....is an absolute GENIUS!

I see we are all trying to bring the lounge up a level with humor.

:D :D :D

Gotta' throw some in once in a while, sorta' like taking a deep breath......

Yes, we need more humor. Lets play a game.

Mike

The first halloween gotcha', it got me.......

This belongs to someone else but, I couldn't resist.........