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Roscoe 12-02-2008 07:18 PM

Terrorists Didn't Get Memo About Obama...
 
A darkly humorous Iowahawk piece: Apologetic Mumbai Killers: ‘We Didn’t Get the Memo About Obama’.

MUMBAI - Ajmal Amir Kasab, the sole surviving member of the 10-man team of Pakistani gunmen that left hundreds dead or wounded after a bloody three day rampage in Mumbai, today blamed the mayhem on an “email mixup” that left him and his colleagues unaware that Barack Obama had won election as President of the United States.

“What? Oh bloody hell, now you tell me,” said Kasab, as he was led away in handcuffs by Indian security forces.

Kasab, 21, apologized to Indian President Pratibha Patil, explaining that no one in his group had known about the recent U.S. election results.

“Boy, talk about having egg on the face,” said a visibly embarrassed Kasab. “If we knew Bush was on his way out, obviously we would have called off the crazy random baby-shootings and martyrdom stuff, and signed on with the Peace Corps or Habitat for Humanity. At this point I guess all I can say is ‘my bad.’”

LURK 12-02-2008 08:06 PM

WTF? Is that supposed to be funny? With hundreds dead?

Roscoe 12-02-2008 08:21 PM

Darkly Humorous.........

What would you like me to do? I've been the one here (and elsewhere) screaming about Islamists while all I get is flak. Just ask VMR. Oh, nevermind, I see you are from Vermont.

Cordially
Roscoe

LURK 12-02-2008 08:39 PM

Classy. Showing your true colors once again.

Jamo 12-02-2008 09:15 PM

Sometimes it's all in the timing...

computerworks 12-03-2008 06:14 AM

New rules...threads like this will result in some serious time off for the originator.

Promise.

Thanks


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