Old Blue Laws & Other Dumb Things
 

I thought this was a rather interesting site. You can choose your own state to look at. A list of the old Blue Laws. One of Californias was, "No Vehicle Without A Driver May Exceed 60 Miles Per Hour."
It has several interesting links to dumb things on it and every state is listed.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california

Ron :D

We have a law here that states its illegal to participate in "marathon type" events lasting longer than 8 hours. Apparently a lot of states have a similar law.

Mike

Now I understand why Warren doesn't "vacation" in Oklahoma anymore,besides being limited to 8 hours :

1. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Even after Warren protested and explained he wasn't pretending and was more than willing to "take it outside"..:CRY:
1.It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

:LOL:

Mike,

Next year when you get ready for your long run, you are going to have to really run fast to get in all of those miles in 8 hours. Reading those old laws is kind of interesting.

Warren won't wear boots so he should be ok Fred. I suppose he is still trying to get his snow blower to run. I was over on one of the other sites and one of the members posted a funny bit about snow and shoveling. I think I may go ask if it would be ok to copy it and post it here. Or I will wait until Jamo reads the threads and he can tell me as he knows what I am talking about and it is sort of long.

Ron :)

Montana -
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

A Threesome in the cab of your pickup just doesn't seem right.%/

Go ahead Ron...just cut em down where ya can. Thanks. :)

I see there are some challenges in my state.

:D :D

:D

Thanks Jamo. Here it is, The Snowbelters Lament:

This is an oldie but goodie especially after getting blasted with sub zero weather this weekend.

I thought this was appropriate for this snowy morning !!

Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler
December 8 6:00 PM

It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by
The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down
From heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So
Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry-
We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on
Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much
Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see
Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such
A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14

Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The
Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything
Sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed
Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and
Buried everything again. I didn't
Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling,
But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish
I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15

20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4
Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2
Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants
A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think
that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in
The driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The
Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very
Cruel.

December 17

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go
Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to
Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but
Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
Shou ld've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to
Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe
I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20

Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of
The damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all
Day. The damn snowplow came by twice.
Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said
They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're
Lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about
Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have
Another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob
Says I have to shovel or the city will have20it done
And bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
Inches of the white **** fell today, and it's so cold,
It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes
To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I
Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and
Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to
Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of
The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the
Asshole is lying.

December 23

Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0.
The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house
This morning. What is she, nuts?!!
Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She
Says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24

6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke
The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I
Ever catch the son of a ***** who drives that snow
Plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and
Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he
Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100
Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just
Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas
Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too
busy watching for the damn snowplow.

December 25

Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn
slop tonight - Snowed in
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate
the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation
and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife
says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking
idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one
more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26

Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It
was all HER idea.
She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze;
plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he
only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28

Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The ***** is
driving me crazy!!!

December 29

10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or
it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever
heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30

Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now
he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the
beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the
broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to
her mother.
Nine more inches predicted.

December 31

I set fire to what's left of the house. No more
shoveling.

January 8

Feel so good. I just love those little white pills
they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

Ron :LOL: