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Cobrabill 01-24-2009 09:58 AM
Poor Pepe LePew
 
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car.? There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.? Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover; but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.

Buzz 01-24-2009 10:23 AM
lmao!!!!!!

Ron61 01-24-2009 11:43 AM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Good one Bill. Now tell us how you expect to get rid of the smell once you are fully recovered.

Ron :LOL:

PaulProe 01-24-2009 12:01 PM
Couldn't pass this up
 
Just a little closer than I cared to get

PePe

Jay Little 01-24-2009 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobrabill (Post 915608)
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car.? There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.? Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

And then the fight started!
There, fixed it for ya!

Silverback51 01-24-2009 04:24 PM
An oldie but a goodie.:D


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