Divorce Terms
 

Divorce Terms


To Whom It May Concern:
Proposal Below.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy!



Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks.

We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

You can have the peaceniks and war protestors.

When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values..
You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain.
You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Volvo station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.
I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete and hang on. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

Business Owner and American

P.S. Also, we'll throw in Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda.

Fred,

Well written. Does this mean that Texas is considering leaving the Union? If so, please let me know long enough before you do so I can move there.

Ron :)

Very well written indeed!

Perfect!
 

Hope you publish this somewhere that the Obamistas can read it (providing they CAN read...)!

Ar-ar-ar

Oh we can read, and it's quite obvious that 30 years of hate radio has blinded you to be convinced there is 2 America's, There's only ONE! the trouble is the rest of the country has woke up to the evils of the conservative party, and I'm sure most of you have no idea the depth of this conspiracy to keep the working class in debt and un-educated, to maintain a cheap labor force.
It's a war on the middle class! that goes to the top of corporate America, I understand the ideals of conservatism, and I agree with a lot of it, but you guys have bought off on something that you have no idea the depth of evil and divisiveness involved. The revolution that is coming is not the one you are thinking of, we the people have woken and we paid to put the man to represent us in the white house not the corporations and they are so afraid of the people that they are willing to destroy this country rather than loose power.
Who really drank the Cool aid?

Oh........my....Gawd......Sanctified Fecal Matter!!!!
 

..that in and by itself explains EVERYTHING that happened on November 4 (and perhaps explains more than was intended). Yoiks and away!

Carrion,

The people are waking up alright, and they are starting to realize they elected a fraud that is destroying this country. Obama's job approval has dropped almost 25 points since he took office. He will go down as Jimmy Carter #2 (or maybe worse). Paying for idiots that can't pay their mortgages for a variety of reasons (most being fraud or greed) will be the final straw. Even most democrats don't support that plan.

It's almost fun to watch, except for the fact that our country (and my stock account) is suffering because of this idiot with almost no previous experience. He should stop listening to Pelosi, he would be a lot better off.

Rush and others are forever saying.....
 

....that the people are waking up to what's happening to them (and to what they've done to themselves)....

I beg to differ----they're too foo keen STUPID to "wake up" to ANYTHING! I wouldn't trust 85% of the population under 50 to take something (unimportant) to the Post Orifice for me! Gad!

If they had the capacity to "wake up", it means that they had some capacity to weigh the prospects of their election-booth choices. Sorry------time to replay "Idiocracy" (my favorite movie de le moment).

Ar-ar-ar-ar-booo-hoo!

Fred is right.
 

There is a hair over 50% of this country who voted for this egomaniac. And stupid is the correct word to be used in describing their thoughts....if, in reality, thoughts are what their brain cells are actually committing. Reaction is a far more likely scenario - reaction to what they've been told to think by the corrosive left politicians of this country.

The scum who will take the money of the bailout aren't stupid - they're survivors. The truly stupid ones are the ones who buy into the offal spewed by the Pelosi's, Frank's, Reid's, Clinton's, et al., and bleat the party line that all of this is urgently needed. Pathetic.

- Freddie

- T.B.


"The difference between ignorance and stupidity is that you can fix ignorance... if you're not stupid"

And here lies the problem..Too many stupid people with their hands out that believe they are owed and they vote .

Just think of all the politicians who will eventually end up in jail skimming and dealing with all this new found money.
We need someone to start a civil war again, those in power have forgotten us. It's that time again!!!!
joeg

One question, who gets NASCAR?

Can we get on a list that will reserve us a place in Texas?

Was it hate radio that made your messiah stand up in front of national TV and say that lobbyists should leave town because there would be no place for them in his admin. Then turn around and appoint their spouses to cabinet positions. How did the clever hate radio make him tell that lie?

Did hate radio make him say, again on nat. TV, that the economy was in crisis and the Stimulus must be passed IMMEDIATELY to avoid a catastrophe? So fast that debate HAD to be stopped, so fast that no one was able to read it before voting? [NO ONE] And then "He who must be obeyed" takes 4 days to sign this "emergency" measure? Did hate radio somehow MAKE him talk out of both sides of his mouth? If you cannot see his lies when they puke out of his hole, that's your problem. But "hate" radio is not hate but balance against left wing insanity. Should the media only contain the dreamy wanderings thru the never-neverland of liberal yearnings for utopia. A utopia that never was, never will be, and never can be.

Dan

Some posters think that you created this message, not true of course - but some great wishful thinking contained therein.

Which one we talking about here, Bush who pushed to bail out the automakers and gave away money without strings attached and who was at the helm while the shipping was sinking and did next to nothing, let's not forget, Bush's family has been in bed with Osama Bin Ladin's family for ages and still are....check your better business bureau for more details on the Bush family's trading partners and see where his loyalties lie. Granted, Obama has a long way to go to get it right but he can only go up from what Bush left him...

We could argue this one for years. We need to stop pointing fingers and do something about it! We can still vote can't we? Let's stop reelecting these same jackasses and let a new generation have a shot at it. What is the worst that can happen?

The fact still exists that the "have nots" are going to take from the "haves". And their representatives now have control over both Houses and the Oval Office. And their "gimmee gimmee" membership is growing exponentially.

Now, whichever side you are on, decide what to do about it!

I, for one, am looking to relocate to a more "middle class friendly" State.

See ya there!

Here in ct the local paper just printed another story about our crook Dodd owning a home and propety in Ireland and claiming its worth about 50% less than its real value and being envoled with another finacial guy who was arrested for fraud a few years ago and paid millions in fines backing him in the past.
Dodd got sweet heart loans from Country wide and wont come clean is the chairman of the banking committee and look at that mess AND THE LIBERALS HERE IN CT WILL VOTE HIM BACK IN. Im joining a DUMP DODD group, but its hopeless.
I would run against him, but i plan on leaving ct soon and go south to NC. And besides i dont have 85million to finance a campaign
joeg