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jams 03-15-2009 06:50 AM
Answering Machine--Just leave a Message Already
 
Do you have friends and family who leave a message on your machine and feel it necessary to theorize why you are not there.

Well its a nice day you are probably outside at the park, shopping or maybe doing so yard work.

Anyone know someone like that?

Maurice Johnson 03-15-2009 07:40 AM
"Yep--its the machine, you know the routine" Gets them every time :LOL:

392cobra 03-15-2009 07:55 AM
Mine - "You have reached the number you dialed,leave a message at the beep."

I have a relative that just NEVER understands why I'm not available to answer the phone Any & Everytime they call,24/7.This has gone on for decades.

Roscoe 03-15-2009 08:15 AM
Mine - "You have reached the number you are calling....You have the right to remain silent...Should you decide to waive that right you may leave a message after the beep."

Roscoe

wtm442 03-15-2009 12:36 PM
Hello, I cannot come to the phone, but you have 4 message options.

My initials are WM and if you actually know me, please press 1 now and leave a message.

For Spindles Autofest or Cruise Night information, leave your name, phone number and a question and I will get back to you. Press 2 now.

If you are one of the many callers I get looking for Mary, O’Lindy’s or someone I’ve never heard of, press 3 now.

If you are trying to sell some worthless junk or begging for a donation, remove this number from your phone list and do not call me again.

If you have patiently waited thru this entire message and do not know what to do, please press 4 which will transfer you to the Phone Company … so you can cancel your phone service because you cannot dial a phone number correctly.

This message is void were prohibited ... and remember that your mileage may vary.

Bye Bye

sllib 03-15-2009 04:31 PM
There's no one at home to answer the phone
so please leave a message after the tone;
but if you're a burgler that's not true at all,
I'm cleaning my pistol and screening this call.
Bill Stradtner

jams 03-15-2009 04:33 PM
WTM442

Nice One!

427 S/O 03-15-2009 05:12 PM
woof!...woof!...woof!...woof!, while tying to record a greeting, boo (my dog) kept barking. I finally gave up, so, if you call, woof! means leave a message.


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