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cobra de capell 06-26-2009 01:16 PM

Please don't, I've had enough of Obama and O-bamelia to last a lifetime.

bomelia 06-26-2009 01:20 PM

Now there is some other doctor involved... plot thickens.

As for CDC, no bother.

Mike

SP01715 06-26-2009 02:07 PM

The doctors vehicle has been towed by law enforcement as evidence. There definitely seems to be more to this story.

VRM 06-26-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bomelia (Post 961439)
Now there is some other doctor involved... plot thickens.

As for CDC, no bother.

Mike

Mike,
This is actually the one thing I had hoped was not going to happen. I mentioned it to my wife last night as sort of a 'wouldn't it suck if'.

I am no fan of Jackson (I'm more of a Procol Harum guy), and I do think that he was either a pedophile or a moron (or both). For him to have possibly been done in accidentally by someone else just does not sit right with me.

And yeah - you're right - CdC will be going back on my ignore list as well.

Steve

cobra de capell 06-26-2009 03:44 PM

Thanks, VRM.

Roscoe 06-27-2009 05:28 AM

The finally figured out what killed him

The Cub Scouts....he was up to two Packs a day.......

Michael Jackson’s body is not to be buried, instead it will be recycled into shopping bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

jams 06-27-2009 06:02 AM

Breaking News....I just heard he died of food poisoning because he ate 12 year old nuts!

bomelia 06-27-2009 07:51 AM

Well, I might as well is as get in on the fun too.

Just before Farrah passed away, she said she hoped the world would become a safer place for kids and poof! Jacko died.

Mike

cobra de capell 06-27-2009 08:17 AM

McDonalds is on the case with the McJackson - 50 year old meat between two 10 year old buns.

Silverback51 06-27-2009 08:34 AM

Not even in the ground yet and sick jokes.

No matter what, he had family and friends that loved him.

Cobrabill 06-27-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverback51 (Post 961594)
Not even in the ground yet and sick jokes.

No matter what, he had family and friends that loved him.

So?Actually he had family that counted on him supporting them.Now Tito & Jermaine are gonna be applying at McDonalds.

Janet is the only one without worries.

cobra de capell 06-27-2009 08:57 AM

Sure they loved him, perhaps they should have loved him enough to intervene......


DANGEROUS COMBO OF RX NARCOTICS * ATE 1 MEAL A DAY, WEIGHED 125 LBS.

In addition to the mind-bending painkiller Demerol that the "King of Pop" took three times a day, he also took 3 milligrams of the overwhelming narcotic Dilaudid as well as Vicodin daily.

To add to the reality-altering effect of Demerol, Jackson also took a drug called Vistaril, which amplifies the narcotics' effect, experts say.

Rounding out the staggering pharmacopia, Jackson scarfed down the muscle relaxant Soma, antidepressants Zoloft and Paxil, anti-anxiety drug Xanax and the heartburn medication Prilosec on a daily basis, a source close to the Jackson family told the British paper The Sun.

The source said the 5-foot-10 Jackson weighed just 125 pounds when he died at age 50 and was eating just one meal a day.

The Los Angeles County Coroner's Office said yesterday an autopsy on Jackson was so far inconclusive, and determining the cause of death would require as many as six more weeks.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06272009...362.htm?page=0

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06272009...ews_graph2.jpg

cobra de capell 06-27-2009 09:38 AM

When Farrah got to heaven, God asked her what was one wish she would like granted. Farrah replied "I'd like to save the children."

And that explains why Michael Jackson went on the same day.

When did MJ go to bed?

When the big hand and little hand touched!

Bill Bess 06-27-2009 03:02 PM

Well..it's simple Jacko was a very sick person that made lots of money and great music, that's it.
He died just like all the other losers that chose that life style...drugs and perversions.

It's just very sad that people and the news folks are making him a "God " like hero.

Screw him! I never like his crap anyway and the best part....little kids are now much safer.

Bill

Roscoe 06-27-2009 05:37 PM

So Farrah blew Majors and Jocko blew Minors.....

Roscoe

Ronbo 06-27-2009 07:35 PM

Personally I like the jokes, keep 'em coming.:D

Michael should be back to a nice golden brown soon where he's headed...

Like to know where he's buried so I can put up some complementary toilet paper dispensers for the public.;)

Dan40 06-28-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobra de capell (Post 961375)
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and made into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change.

I'm not a fan.


I heard he was going to be buried at his Alma Mater.

Bring'em Young.

Buzz 06-28-2009 11:11 AM

Quote:

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and made into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change.


I heard he was going to be buried at his Alma Mater.

Bring'em Young.
:LOL::LOL::LOL:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverback51 (Post 961594)
Not even in the ground yet and sick jokes.

No matter what, he had family and friends that loved him.

Silverback, due to some vestigal remnants of my upbringing that remain buried in my DNA, I too have a slight, illogical tendency towards respect for the recently deceased. But in the case of people like MJ, the jokes and comments are part of the price to be paid for being a celebrity - and a very eccentric, messed-up one at that.

As for the family part, what you said is true, but what others said in response has some truth to it as well. I know from whence I speak because I spent a lot of time both working and partying with MJ's father when he's come down here a few times looking at property or taking in the annual jazz festival. Here is a pic of ol' Joe mugging with my wife. You may note the uncanny resemblance to Michael at one of his earlier stages of transmetamorphigation. Almost the entire family - including Janet - had some surgery to maintain a resemblance to their most famous kin. Other than that, Joe is, contrary to what I was initially expecting, a pretty ordinary ol' guy - generally down to earth and loves to have a good time. Spoke of his family sparingly, but much like an exasperated father who has no control over what his grown-up kids choose to do. I never met Michael (nor did I care to) but I did get to say hi to Janet over the phone :LOL:.

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...0/joetoots.jpg

In the pic below Joe is chummin with a couple of my models. He loved being around the girls and they were only too happy to join the party wagon. Two weeks at a time of non-stop boating, bellinis and music.

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...0/joegirls.jpg

392cobra 06-28-2009 01:05 PM

Billy Mays Passed today....

Maybe he will tell MJ that Oxy Clean wasn't supposed to be used on skin if they pass each other?

cobra de capell 06-28-2009 01:43 PM

Here's an interesting article on this subject - apparently from a person that was on the inside for several years.....MJ was definately a homo - child molestor, not for sure but suspect. Sleeping with other people's kids is really perverted, at best - and especially perverted when the one doing it thinks it's OK. Therefore, does MJ deserve any respect just because he could sing and dance?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onths-ago.html


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