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What do you sell?

Turk,

What are you about? What products do you sell?

Turk is the owner of Road serpents inc., one of the high end bad a$$ replicas you can find, save your money up, but the aftermarket sales and service is all worth it!!:3DSMILE:

Jason -

NEVER ask Turk a question directly. He only answers inquiries through intermediaries.

I believe Mr.Jamo is Turk's legal eagle

That's impossible, Jamo is sheepish therefore he can't be a lawyer.**) :3DSMILE:

Jason Lee
If after reading Road Sepent's section you still can't figure out what we sell, you are the kind of customers we are looking for.
Where were you when we needed the money?
It is still not too late to send in a deposit.

If ERA can get them to send in deposits for cars they won't see for 12 months, is it that much of a stretch to ask folks to send us their money for cars they will never see?

What is the big deal?

Jason Lee, don't feel bad. When the company was up and running, before the buyout by ENRON, we couldn't even figure out what we sold. We work here.

TURK

ps. You sound like a picky buyer, we would prefer you buy someone else's car. We don't have the patience here at Road Serpents to deal with nit pickers. We don't want too many questions asked after we receive your deposit.

RULES.
1-Send the money
2-Keep quiet
3-Don't call us.

This has worked for us thus far we don't want to change the way we do business.

There is no such thing as stupid questions...
There is such a thing as TOO MANY questions.

Very funny Samson (I'm always watching)...

The "real" message

Knowing what you sell, is over rated.

More important, how much money do you make from selling it?

Great Asp

Turk, you crack me up.

And speaking of cracks...oh, I forgot, Jamo's got that part of the business!

Hey, Enron was in the electro-serpent business!

TT

Tom T.
Today someone could have and probably made some serious money on ENRON. It must make the folks who lost their butts, madder than heII.

Today the shares of Enron (45,000,000 and more) traded for as low as .03 cents. Sometime in the afternoon above .30 cents.

Can you imagine buying Enron shares and within hours getting 10 times the return for your investment. Who said ENRON is not a viable company.

While millions lost millions, a few made millions just today.
Wasn't me. I better go to work tomorrow again, and see if I can do the same on K-Mart shares.

TURK

Tom T.
I remember you when you didn't used to like me.

Jamo is my Crack partner!!-that did not sound good.
Jamo and I are not what we are Cracked up to be-hmmm, maybe
Jamo is a crack jack attorney- too professional sounding.
Jamo is a crack pot- No.
Jamo is Cracked. That'll do for now.

TURK

I'm watching you too Mr Advocado

Dave
You really get my shorts twisted!

Hey Hersch, r u out there ?