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Jamo, Does the following apply to other branches of law practice?
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I have never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies. "A Divorce attorney." |
I can't think of 2 other people (CS and Brent F.) that I would rather see go after eachother. -It was ment to be.
I'm still waiting for the day when things go bad between Superformance and 'Ol Shel. You just KNOW it's going to happen; it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when". I'm sure CS bashing Peter Brock didn't help the relationship any. -Does he even "think" before opening his mouth anymore? Yep................this couldn't have happened to 2 better people (CS & Brent). -Just hope Jimmy Price is watching and holding onto his wallet. |
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Oh the irony in it all....
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As I recall Computerworks pointed out in a thread that Shelby had sued himself at some point as well. :LOL: One corporate entity suing another I believe it was.
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