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Madmiles442 09-04-2007 09:29 AM

Lil help John?
 
Hey John Shelton,
Can you rummage around the labs down there and grab me a couple of these genes?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20535978/

Maybe a handful in a ziplock bag so I could mix then into a milkshake once a week would be great.
Thanks bro!

jshel1 09-04-2007 06:15 PM

Miles,

The rumor mill suggests that there may be a dark side to gene therapy along the weight control front. Early word on related studies suggests some unwanted side effects need to be overcome:
- male mice grow long manes of fast-growing shiny head hair, their external genetalia shrinks and becomes almost internal, they become difficult to awaken, and they spend increased hours grooming and preening;
- female mice lose patches of head hair, but gain more hair on their back, their mammary glands shrink, their squeek deepens, and they stop asking for directions when they got lost in the mouse maze.

Other studies that went forward with human trials were well received in the transgender community.

Seriously, sad to say, but most gene therapy solutions will solve problems for our kids and grandkids.

Madmiles442 09-05-2007 07:53 AM

"The rumor mill suggests that there may be a dark side to gene therapy along the weight control front. Early word on related studies suggests some unwanted side effects need to be overcome:
- male mice grow long manes of fast-growing shiny head hair (AND THE DOWNSIDE IS....) , their external genetalia shrinks and becomes almost internal, (YEA, BUT REALLY, WHOSE AMONGST US HASN'T) they become difficult to awaken (I'M ALREADY THERE), and they spend increased hours grooming and preening; (THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CHECKING OUT THEIR AMAZING 6-PACK ABS!)

So the dark side as I understand it is I'd have a head of hair like Fabio, be less obtrusive in a Speedo, sleep later and spend longer checking out my gorgeous physique.
Let me know when you need some human test subjects....


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