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The next thing they will do is tax the air we breathe. Perhaps a very low rate for children (parents pay), a special rate for college students (combine it into their college loans that they never pay anyway), a high rate if you make over $250,000. per year, and a special rate for older folks that will be cheap but will extend for 20 years after their respective deaths. Maybe a insurance policy can pay the After Death Tax or charge their families. Now if you just go and kill yourself, the government will tax everyone to pay for counciling of your family and friends for post suicide depression.
Oh God...I should been a Democrate.
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