I worked all my ass off when I was young to get established, make some money, finance my kids college, and have some fun when I get older. Well, I have done all those things, so now I want to eat in better restaurants, smoke better cigars and have fun while I can now that I am retired. I may have gained a few pounds (or more than a few
) but I intend to spend what life I have left in a manner I enjoy. I would rather die in 10 magnificent, fun years than live 100 eating tofu, driving a Prius and drinking celery juice. IMHO.
