A few layers of Zaino ought to cover that up.
Hey, if Tiger can F up a big 'ol Cad SUV and not tweak his air bag (i.e. under 30mph), then I can see how 35mph will wreak havoc on 'glass. Don't forget that the radiator on an SPF is already slanted toward the front of the car, so it's still mostly in the normal position.
I wonder if the guy will consider parting it out? There are a few items I wouldn't mind salvaging for later use.
-Dean