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Originally Posted by Gregg(What's his name)?
Yes ask Texas what a difference a second makes.  |
A Longhorn walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke.
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
The Longhorn says, "No I guess not. I would'nt want to have to explain it three dang times."
