[concobra]

A slightly drunk Cobra owner ran into the police station screaming that he had lost his Cobra.

The police asked him if he could remember that last place he saw it.

He held out his key and said the last time he saw it it was on the end of this key.

One officer notice he had his fly open and his wang was hanging out. The officer brought this to the attention of the Cobra owner.

The Cobra owner screamed "OH MY GOD I'VE LOST MY GIRL FRIEND TOO !!!"