OK, so we put the document in a sealed chamber, climate controlled, then ship it all over the country. Like a museum tour sort of thing. So anybody that wants to look at it can.
...like anybody would have a clue what their looking at without reading the little tag at the bottom of said document. "This is REALLY REALLY HONEST the original document, "we" swear it is, no kidding." We even got a letter from his Moma next to it!
