You also have to own, going to own; pretend to own; wanta own but winey

wifey won't let you;>>>>>..............a large caliber fire arm of some sort. Large knives and short barrel shot guns will be acceptable or large plastic side arms that look like they may work in case crazy dog

foaming at the month runs in front of you while you are driving along a curvey road in the

mtns or someone is stopped in front of you while you are looking over your shoulder speeding up in traffic

yelding.
Oh and this is most important; you have to lie about how fast you have driven your leaky car; and how much HP your toy has. Nothing under 400HP counts. Oh and your uncle owned a 427 Cobra when you were young and Carroll double dated with your parents


or was he in a MG thingy...