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Joke of the day

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi for help.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a young man and while the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife get excited and fantasize. This should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. Unfortunately it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", the rabbi says to the husband, “ try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets working and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "Schmuck, . . . . THAT'S the way to wave a towel"!!!!



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