I guess Ernie wouldn't be the first:
http://www.explodingcigar.com/article1433.html
http://www.explodingcigar.com/article574.html
"A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said. Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken. Garner was arrested Thursday after being caught in the chicken house, Florien police Chief Herman R. Love said. Earlier this week, a West Monroe man was arrested accused of having sex with a pig. Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, after his sister says she caught him with one of her three pigs. On Thursday, the chickens' owner heard the animals making a commotion and saw headlights outside. A neighbor also heard the commotion and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said... After being brought in for questioning at the Sabine Parish Sheriff's Office, Love said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal." �The Town Talk (US)