Remove your lap top from its bag.
Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
Turn on.
Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway).
Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer.
Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link).
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html