[RedBarchetta]

A man enters an airplane and finds his assigned seat. Much to his astonishment, the seat adjacent to his is filled by a voluptuous, long-legged and busty blonde.

He takes his seat and decides to engage in some light conversation.

“So what kind of work do you do?”

The blonde responds politely, “Well, I’m a sex therapist.”

“Really! So please tell me more about the specific things you help people with.”

The blonde says, “Well, I specialize in helping groups dispel certain myths about the human male species. For example, we all think of the Latinos as having the greatest libido and endurance. In fact, it’s the Native American Indian that possesses these traits.”

“Really! I would have never thought that.”, he says with a nodding head.

The blonde, now knowing she has her audience captivated, inadvertently crosses her legs, exposing her upper thighs to him and says, “And another myth is that the African male has the largest member, when in fact it’s the Jewish male that is the most gifted in that area.”

“Really! That’s just incredible!”

The blonde then politely says, “Oh, by the way, my name is Brenda….Brenda Fleming.”, extending her hand for a quick shake.

The guy extends his hand in return and right after he grasps hers, says in a deeper tone,
“Nice to meet you, Brenda. I’m Tonto…Tonto Goldstein.”