I'm in the process of moving to the Northern suburbs of Houston. In a nearby town named Atascocita is a Vietnamese restaurant named Pho King. No $hit, that's the name. I can see it now, telling the wife "Let's go to that Pho King place and get some Pho King food." After the meal, "Damn, that was some good Pho King food, I'm Pho King full...." The possibilities are endless.....and yes, I am easily amused.....
