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Originally Posted by Jamo
Had a client (actually the head of a family-owned farming operation) that owned much of what is now south of downtown San Jose...
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Belongs in Jokes, but can't resist...
Guy meets a big-hat, big-talkin' Texan, obviously very well off, at a party. Eventually the guy asks the Texan if he owns any land. "Why, shore, pardner, I've got sixty acres!" the Texan boasts proudly. The guy scratches his head. "Sixty acres? Wow, in Texas that must be so small it doesn't even have a name." The Texan thinks a minute. "Y'know, you're right. Most people just call it Downtown Dallas."