[bomelia]

I use to be an altar boy at my hometown Catholic church. Really small church in rural NC (lets keep the jokes down please). Anyways, on my first day of service, Father Lynn asked me to get the sacrements ready (wine & those round bread wafers). I munched on a few of those... tasty (not holy stuff till the priest consecrates them, whereupon they miraculously turn into flesh and blood, ugh!) I then went to find the wine. I looked everywhere, then Father Lynn told me to look in the fridge. Fridge? You don't keep red wine in the fridge! But there it was, way in the back, MD 20/20.

No wonders he was so happy after 3 services!

Mike