[Bill Bess]

When you move to AZ you get to enjoy some really good things.
Reasonable property taxes, 365 days of good weather (very little rain and no earth quakes), great highways for cruising in your cobra, easy vehicle registration, very little smog (dust in Pheonix) sometimes, and great law enforcement. Great homes for the money, plenty of lakes and water...and the best part...you only have to check your gun when you go into a bar, if the owner posts a sign "no guns in this bar".
Harrrr!