One day I'll tell you about a young fella who wore the gloves but found he needed a wee half way thru the job .... ended up with black finger prints all over his pecker which took a month to wear off.
By Rebel 1.
A similar story only much more painful. I had some ornamental chillies growing... you know the purple coloured little buggers.. and I was told that if you break them open with your fingers and spinkle the seeds throughout the garden, you will have new plants spinging up everywhere. Half way through the process I required a leak and unfortunately for me, I didn't wash my hands first. I usually do that afterwards. A good soaking in a fifteen ounce beer glass full of iced water is the remedy for anyone else stupid enough to try this.
Baz