[Rick Young]

Any one ever try "Rodeo Romance"??

It starts out by talking your wife into getting nude, sometimes this involves a nice cool drink of her favorite libation.

Then, maby after a couple more drinks, you can establish the 'behind approach', you know, sort of like "doggy style".

When you get this far, reach around and grasp a breast in each hand and whisper in her ear;

"Honey, this is the way my girl friend likes it too".

Then see if you can stay on for eight seconds!!!


Well... then... how 'bout this???

Little Johnney was in school and his teacher was giving them their first talk on the sexes, and the differences between men and women.

When the teacher told them that men have a penis, little Johnney held up his hand and said, "My daddy has two of them".

The teacher told him that was impossible that men just have one penis.

Little Johnney said, "Oh no, My dad has two, I've seen them. He has a little one that he pees with, and a big one that he brushes mommy's teeth with".