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Old 05-27-2010, 05:03 AM
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Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

Gotta love this Judge! You must read this....a proper decision by the
courts...for a change.

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida , an atheist created a
case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an
attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and
observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that
atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case
dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor,
How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet
my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are
unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm
14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is
the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then
he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


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