[CobraDan]

Gary Condit, while relaxing at his tropical hideaway, found a bottle on the beach. When he picked it up Chandra Levy rose from the
bottle in a purple haze.
"Master, may I grant you a wish?" the beautiful purple genie asked with a smile.
"Don't you know who I am? I don't need you to help me now!" barked Condit.
Chandra pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Gary thought for a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, said, "Okay, okay, I want to wake up with three women in
my bed in the morning, now go away and leave me alone!!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.
The next morning, Condit woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.